WE WILL GRAPH YOU! 
WORDS BY: JOHN A. CARTER TUNE: "WE WILL ROCK YOU!" 
Buddy, you're a man with a hard time graphing. 
All you need to do is find the m and the b. 
It's not too hard you see, You put your pencil on the b. 
Graphing's not as hard as you thought it might be, singing 
Chorus: We will, we will graph you! 
We will, we will graph you! 
Now you've got a point on the y-intercept. 
All you need to do is find the rest of it. 
You need the slope to go on, That's rise over run. 
Delta y in delta x, boy it's fun, singing... 

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Next, take the coefficient of the x baby. 
Find two more points and another one maybe. 
Go up or down first, Then go across. 
I dig graphing lines, I think it's boss, singing... 

(Chorus)